I TOOK HER OUT
IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT
I WORE COLOGNE
TO GET
THE FEELIN' RIGHT
WE STARTED MAKIN' OUT
AND SHE TOOK OFF
MY PANTS
BUT THEN
I TURNED ON THE TV
AND THAT'S
ABOUT THE TIME
SHE WALKED AWAY
FROM ME
NOBODY LIKES YOU
WHEN YOU'RE
TWENTY-THREE
AND ARE STILL MORE
AMUSED BY TV SHOWS
WHAT THE HELL IS A.D.D.
MY FRIENDS SAY
I SHOULD ACT MY AGE
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
THEN LATER ON
ON THE DRIVE HOME
I CALLED HER MOM
FROM A PAY PHONE
I SAID I WAS THE COPS
AND YOUR
HUSBAND'S IN JAIL
THIS STATE LOOKS DOWN
ON SODOMY
AND THAT'S
ABOUT THE TIME
THAT BITCH
HUNG UP ON ME
NOBODY LIKES YOU
WHEN YOU'RE
TWENTY-THREE
AND ARE
STILL MORE AMUSED
BY PRANK PHONE CALLS
WHAT THE HELL
IS CALL I.D.
MY FRIENDS SAY
I SHOULD ACT MY AGE
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
AND THAT'S
ABOUT THE TIME
SHE WALKED
AWAY FROM ME
NOBODY LIKES YOU
WHEN YOU'RE
TWENTY-THREE
AND YOU STILL ACT
LIKE YOU'RE
IN FRESHMAN YEAR
WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH ME
MY FRIENDS SAY
I SHOULD ACT MY AGE
THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME
THAT SHE
BROKE UP WITH ME
NO ONE SHOULD
TAKE THEMSELVES
SO SERIOUSLY
WITH MANY
YEARS AHEAD
TO FALL IN LINE
WHY WOULD YOU
WISH THAT ON ME
I NEVER WANT
TO ACT MY AGE
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
